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itsanexperimentjohn:

theliteralmagpie:

aruf0nsu:

okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”

You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.

"Are you serious right now, Dad?"

"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."

(Source: rocketlynx)

(Source: kuricon)

perks-of-being-chinese:

vaganas:

this video keeps me young

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE 

(Source: nevereverbeensosatisfied)

ruinedchildhood:

I cant breathe

diancie:

ugly:

fuck her right in the

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(Source: ugly)

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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Vicomte de Valvert: Monsieur, your nose... your nose is rather large.
Cyrano de Bergerac: Rather?
Vicomte de Valvert: Oh, well...
Cyrano de Bergerac: Is that all?
Vicomte de Valvert: Well of course...
Cyrano de Bergerac: Oh, no, young sir. You are too simple. Why, you might have said a great many things. Why waste your opportunity? For example, thus: AGGRESSIVE: I, sir, if that nose were mine, I'd have it amputated on the spot. PRACTICAL: How do you drink with such a nose? You must have had a cup made especially. DESCRIPTIVE: 'Tis a rock, a crag, a cape! A cape? Say rather, a peninsula! INQUISITIVE: What is that receptacle? A razor case or a portfolio? KINDLY: Ah, do you love the little birds so much that when they come to see you, you give them this to perch on. CAUTIOUS: Take care! A weight like that might make you top-heavy. ELOQUENT: When it blows, the typhoon howls, and the clouds darken! DRAMATIC: When it bleeds, the Red Sea. SIMPLE: When do they unveil the monument? MILITARY: Beware, a secret weapon. ENTERPRISING: What a sign for some perfumer! RESPECTFUL: Sir, I recognize in you a man of parts. A man of... prominence! Or, LITERARY: Was this the nose that launched a thousand ships? These, my dear sir, are things you might have said, had you some tinge of letters or of wit to color your discourse. But wit? Not so, you never had an atom. And of letters, you need but three to write you down: Ass!
Vicomte de Valvert:
Vicomte de Valvert:
Vicomte de Valvert:
Vicomte de Valvert:
Vicomte de Valvert: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
multipurposeflour:

kevinkinky-:

The Fault in Our Stars was better than I thought 

nah this is breaking bad

multipurposeflour:

kevinkinky-:

The Fault in Our Stars was better than I thought 

nah this is breaking bad

animekanyewest:

german emotions

kanyewesticle:

he saw the opportunity and he took it

kanyewesticle:

he saw the opportunity and he took it

(Source: slo-mo-tion)

headfullofpotter:

c0ffee-sh0p:

headfullofpotter:

im gonna marry thor

but theyre making thor a woman now

im gonna marry thor

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kaible:

catbountry:

zygoats:

zygoats:

a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received

found itimage

You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.

look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details

newtypezaku:

I dunno.  That one’s getting real friendly with the clock tower.

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(Source: sexualthorientation)

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