How to enjoy winter:
When you see your breath pretend you are
a) a fucking dragon
b) a steampunk robot letting out steam
c) Danny Phantom
d) a titan about to eat an unsuspecting family
i have never witnessed batman shoot steam out of his face but whatever floats your boat man
it’s never a bad time to pretend you’re batman
does that look like the face of a man who cannot play the drums for 24 hours straight
one time my teacher gave me an F on a paper and wrote “see me after school” on it and i was stressing all day about it but when i went later to ask her what was wrong with it she changed the F to an A and said “you were pissing me off this week i wanted you to suffer for a few hours” and i didnt trust her for the rest of the year
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
- finding someone aesthetically pleasing
- being sexually attracted to someone
- being romantically attracted to someone
sorry got a little homestucked! slightly because Dante Basco started reading it too. (my 3rd attempt actually) 1st chapter was sort of dragging for me.
I have no regrets
shitty things that were said to you like a year ago that still piss u off
Anonymous sent: are you a boy or girl
Liam Hemsworth on working with Jennifer Lawrence
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
Men categorize women in one of four ways:
Mothers, virgins, sluts and bitches.
Of course none of the above is suitable for the modern business woman.
But you can create your own image by selecting pieces of each archetype that work for you.
The sexual attractiveness of the slut.
The wisdom of the mother.
The integrity of the virgin.
The independence of the bitch.
This leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you.
What they are forced to do instead is take you seriously.
I’ve never been a fan of this original overused quote, since it pigeonholes women with certain personality qualities in the exactly the way it pretends to be above, and I like it even less when it’s used to elevate one female character above others.
First giveaway prize drawing, for tumblr user flyingdirks!!! I hardly ever draw Dirk being a badass but it’s fun.
Spent a little more time on this than I meant to, but hey, it was a good chance to test out some of my brushes-in-progress.